Oprah--Naw, don't stop reading, this is good.
So, the quasi-squeezie poo call me up last night, and says, Oprah is going to talk about sex!
Yeah, I said, I like sex. She says, you should watch it before you go to bed.
Now, having visions of being chased all night by a corpulent Nubian blob, I deferred to agree to watch part of it.
So, I turn it on about 9:20 or so, and here is this pussified man, who hasn't had the ol' lady give it up in TWO FRIGGIN' YEARS, on there.
Oprah is not Dr. Phil, so I figgered it would be all his fault. To her credit, the ebony money machine did not pose that thought, but certainly did not analyze the situation, but instead sent them to a love spa, or somesuch.
Often, what is observed, but not said, speaks louder. Married 15 years, with a 7 year old kid, there was a depiction of the family watching the lobotomy box, he on one couch, and mom and the kid snuggling warmly on the other. 'Scuse me, why was the kid cuddling with mom instead of the ol' man?
Cut-----man driving pickup, obviously some kind of builder, probably in management. Ralphie works 14 hours a day........ No mention of momma working. He likes sex in the morning, which she refuses.
Geezer's observation, and filling in the blanks follow.
First, if he works 14 hours a day, he isn't up to boinking the cutie at night, he wants to rest. If he did, the quality would be inferior to what he would want to provide. Does she work, or get to stay home with the kid? Does she drive a paid for $2000 car, or does he buy her a nice ride with a big payment, hence have to work 14 hours a day?
The solution is obvious to me.
Here it is.
She gets a job, so he can work 8 hours a day, and have a life with the family she wanted to have.
Kiddy-kins moves to the other couch with the cat or dog, and mom and dad cuddle on the other couch.
They adjust their (obviously rich, from the house) lifestyle, so the poor schmuck doesn't work all the time, and doesn't have to generate the income she spends.
She serves him breakfast in a French maid's outfit every morning before work, and gives him an exquisite BJ for dessert. Ed note: Nothing like an exquisite BJ to improve MY outlook on life.
She is a spoiled brat, like that Jennifer woman who skated on her wedding. No need to go to a sex boot camp, just for some understanding. If your deal included your working yer butt off to support your family, while wifey-poo eats bon-bons, watches Oprah, and sucks up Diet Pepsi, she better have dinner on the table, be cleaned up, same with the kid, and give it up on demand.
Who trained this guy to put up with this, and think that it is OK for him to run himself into the ground, with no "compensating" effort from his partner?
Hell, he could hire what he is getting for much less.
Ok. Rant mode off. But just for a little while.
Yeah, I said, I like sex. She says, you should watch it before you go to bed.
Now, having visions of being chased all night by a corpulent Nubian blob, I deferred to agree to watch part of it.
So, I turn it on about 9:20 or so, and here is this pussified man, who hasn't had the ol' lady give it up in TWO FRIGGIN' YEARS, on there.
Oprah is not Dr. Phil, so I figgered it would be all his fault. To her credit, the ebony money machine did not pose that thought, but certainly did not analyze the situation, but instead sent them to a love spa, or somesuch.
Often, what is observed, but not said, speaks louder. Married 15 years, with a 7 year old kid, there was a depiction of the family watching the lobotomy box, he on one couch, and mom and the kid snuggling warmly on the other. 'Scuse me, why was the kid cuddling with mom instead of the ol' man?
Cut-----man driving pickup, obviously some kind of builder, probably in management. Ralphie works 14 hours a day........ No mention of momma working. He likes sex in the morning, which she refuses.
Geezer's observation, and filling in the blanks follow.
First, if he works 14 hours a day, he isn't up to boinking the cutie at night, he wants to rest. If he did, the quality would be inferior to what he would want to provide. Does she work, or get to stay home with the kid? Does she drive a paid for $2000 car, or does he buy her a nice ride with a big payment, hence have to work 14 hours a day?
The solution is obvious to me.
Here it is.
She gets a job, so he can work 8 hours a day, and have a life with the family she wanted to have.
Kiddy-kins moves to the other couch with the cat or dog, and mom and dad cuddle on the other couch.
They adjust their (obviously rich, from the house) lifestyle, so the poor schmuck doesn't work all the time, and doesn't have to generate the income she spends.
She serves him breakfast in a French maid's outfit every morning before work, and gives him an exquisite BJ for dessert. Ed note: Nothing like an exquisite BJ to improve MY outlook on life.
She is a spoiled brat, like that Jennifer woman who skated on her wedding. No need to go to a sex boot camp, just for some understanding. If your deal included your working yer butt off to support your family, while wifey-poo eats bon-bons, watches Oprah, and sucks up Diet Pepsi, she better have dinner on the table, be cleaned up, same with the kid, and give it up on demand.
Who trained this guy to put up with this, and think that it is OK for him to run himself into the ground, with no "compensating" effort from his partner?
Hell, he could hire what he is getting for much less.
Ok. Rant mode off. But just for a little while.
posted by The Geezer at 9:34 PM
4 Comments:
I find this rant a bit hard to follow, unlike others I have read from you. I'm not sure I understand your point.
I think I get the point, although the BJ reference is not required on this blog and lowers the bar. We should keep things on a higher level here in order to gain and maintain credibility.
Nevertheless, the point is a good one. Men have been beaten down and trained to believe that the natural order of things is for them to work themselves to death while women sit around and watch Oprah all day with no need to express gratitude for their easy life. In fact, women are encouraged to see themselve as victims no matter the circumstances they are in.
Men should refuse to participate in this matriarchy obsessed culture. Generally, it is a bad idea to get married, but if you do, only marry a woman who is working and will continue to work. If she quites working, or even talks about quiting work, divorce her as fast as you.
But, before you do, lay some groundwork to ensure that she cannot blindside you with false allegations of abuse in order to keep the house and put you on the street.
If you have kids, well, that is an even worse idea than getting married. But, if you do, MOVE OUT OF THE STATE OF WASHINGTON.
In the Washington State your family is not yours. It first belongs to the State, then to your wife. You are required to finance it, but you are discourage, and often prohibited, from participating.
Thank you for clarifying that.
Thanks, Iguana, for being more eloquent than I.
Sorry if I offend with my references, but I do try to be descriptive, and frankly, while literal, it is true.
This woman had no appreciation for her man. This man seemed to be trapped, and beaten to where he accepted the behavior, rather than leaving.
No human, in a give and take, as marriage is, with the societal norm fencing in acceptable behaviors, should be subject to such denigration. This man was a trapped slave, thrown scraps by his wife, the queen, who lifted not a finger to contribute.
I could talk about Oprah, and her puppets, but I need to save my energy for work......
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