Thursday, June 23, 2005

*** Governatrix Christine Greg-wire announces new initiative

For Immediate Release

Contact the Gov's office at 1-800-Biteme for more information.

Effective immediately, the new alias for the state will be the Feminist Utopia of Washington, or F-U WA.

While the "first man" looked on fawningly, she announced this initiative on the capital steps this afternoon.

Looking dapper, the old man, who is the oddest "first lady" since Dixie Lee Ray's sister, grinned from ear to ear, as he has been seen doing at most press conferences. "Too bad that the press didn't move just a bit to the right or left" he was quoted as saying, "so they could see the Governatrix squeeze my 'nads until I got that silly smile just right".

And squeezing men's 'nads until they comply with the F-U WA is exactly what the governatrix's agenda is. She announced and made official what has been the unstated policy in the former State of Washington, now known as F-U WA.

"Men and what they value and hold dear doesn't count, their opinions, priorities and agendas can be dismissed and disrespected at will, all agencies are instructed to neuter them by taking their money and property, not hiring them for public employment, particularly in higher ed, or for any management positions and in general, make their life as miserable as possible".

"This could only happen here", she crowed, "where we have a huge number of women legislators, and soulless men who are afraid of my major supporters, the rad-fems, and the feminazis".

"Women will now pronounce what is best for men's interests (termination of them), families (destroy them), children (monetize them with federal funds) and the courts (keep them scared of women, and do women's bidding)"

"This is not a new policy, but simply an extension of the politics of exclusion and marginalization that I practiced at the sorority while I was at the U. W."

Not all women have joined our effort, the Gov. blathered, so we need to convert those women who are still fair minded, actually LIKE men because they are men, and those who actually believe in personal responsibility and accountability for women to our cause. Without them with, and on our program, it may take, oh, say a week or so longer, to push our agenda to it's logical conclusion.

For more information:
contact the Governatrix's press folks at (800)Ispinforyou.


*** Thanks to Mark (the other Mark) who blogs here, for the FUWA idea. And thanks to Lisa, the Poundmeister at Tabs, for the term Governatrix.


Blogger The Geezer said...

Can I comment on my own contribution?

Every time I read this, I realize it is less humor, and more toward the truth.


6/23/2005 03:24:00 PM  
Blogger One man said...

It is probably a good time for some comic relief. And you are correct, this is less and less funny the more you read it.

6/24/2005 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous SIC said...

funny/scary is right.she stole the election didn't she?I thought NY was bad,but you guys got it worse.WA has Gregiore,But NY has Hillary.were both in trouble.:-(

6/25/2005 07:44:00 AM  
Blogger xcanuk said...

Yes 4 years of Gov. Gagwhore will certainly not help the non-custodial plight

6/28/2005 10:30:00 AM  

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