---Merry CHRISTmas!

There, I said it. Don't like it? Tough shit!

TMOTS

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Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, you are an enabler

So, riddle me this Batman.

You hear a car crash late at night outside your house. Ignore that you know who may have been in the car.

You go out the front door to see what is going on.

Do you take

A) a cell phone to call 911?
B) a first aid kit to render assistance?
C) a golf club to, uh, hit something with?

Yeah, you answered C didn't you. You are as smart as Tiger's wife, and probably care as much.

The Geezer has spaketh.

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